A New Friday~

Yes, another Friday story. Really now, Friday's bring in the *best* customers ever.

Today's customer happened to be 4 guys, all in college, Asian might i add, and one of the guys in particular was looking for a *HK* pen, that was cute, girly, immature, doesnt have a dangling charm, but still has a charm at top, which screams "CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?"

So I was frantically running around the store picking out random pens for this guy. He was REALLY picky about which one he gets, but then again this is supposed to be his "pick up" pen for chicks at clubs, or whatever.

So i finally show him this light up pen and hes all super chipper about it. He was ready to pay so i let my coworker handle it. She goes and rings him up, but this guy really wants to try out his skills already.

Guy: Can i show you a magic trick?
Coworker: Sure I guess
Guy: Can i see your hand please?

*shows him her hand*
*Guy starts drawing on her wrist*

Guy: There are 3 mouses. Ones normal, ones speedy and ones deaf (or whatever the hell he said)... Tell me when to stop for each of them.

So he goes and draw lines until she says stop and when it came to the deaf mouse, he kept drawing up her arm and hes like "HES A DEAF MOUSE!! OHHHHH!!!"

Him and his buddies leave and come back later in about like 2 hours.
They just stopped by for no reason. The guy who bought the pen wanted to do another magic trick on us, but i refused to do anything with it. He ended up trying it on a customer. This time it was a card trick (This fool actually had a deck of cards in his pocket ok..).
He asks the girl to write her nane on the card. When he took it back he said "watch it disappear" He sticks it in his pocket and was like THAT'S IT.


OMFG! THIS GUY WAS PICKING UP CHICKS BY DOING STUPID JOKES ON THEM. THIS WAS HIS WHOLE PLAN!
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While the whole magic trick fiasco was going on, one of his buddies tried to play a game with me too. I asked him how old they were, but he refused to tell me. I told him he has to be at least 21, and he tells me i have to be at least 23.

He says i'm wrong.. and obviously he's wrong about me.
But i doubt i'm lying about him cuz he seriously looked like he was pushing 30 HAHAH