What Friday Brings

Friday brings out the some of the worst (and when i mean worst, i mean BEST stories) customers ever.

1) 3 Filipino ladies (yes i'm calling them out XD) came in to buy, whatever (i didn't ring them up). The lady buying all the crap made my coworker "wrap" up her purchases in two different bags, and specifically told her which trinket to put on it, as if that mattered. Then one of the ladies with her asked me to get her a phone charm, so i got the one she wanted, then she switched it immediately after i got it for her and made me get a different one. Knowing it's my job, i switch it and give her the other one. She asks me how much and tell her it's only $3 WITHOUT TAX. She gives me $3 and takes the charm away and starts to put it on her phone. and here's where the story begins:

Lady: Where do I put this on?
Me: You put it right here :points:
Lady: Now where is it? : starts taking off her phone cover searching:
Me: On a Razr phone, it's on the side, right here :points again:
Lady: Hmm, I can't find it.
Me: It's right there!
Lady: Where is :still searches: OH, ITS RIGHT THERE

[ me: -________________-]

So she pays be $3 ONLY and starts to put the charm on her phone. I tell her that it'll be $3.26 with tax and she stops, looks at me and gives me a angry look
Lady: You said it was $3
Me: WITHOUT tax....
Lady: :hands back charm: Then i don't want it..
Lady mumbling in Tagalog: This girl is stupid..
Me as lady walks out: I KNOW TAGALOG I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU...

I wish i had said it louder than i did, but i didn't.

2) These two girls about age 9 or 10 came in with their mom and grandma. They were both given $20 to spend in the store. One girl gathered up a bunch of goodies nearly banking out her $20, the other girl only wanted one piece of gum which totals to $.50 (50 cents). The girl who grabbed everything paid and stepped off to the side while her sister paid for her piece of gum. Now, here's where the "fun" begins. The adults didn't want her to pay with the $20 bill since it's only 50 cents. So the grandma gave her 50 cents to pay for her gum. The girl that spent nearly all her 20 starts WHINING about how her sister is getting more money:

Girl: HEYYYY, THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Grandma: What's not fair?
Girl: YOU'RE GIVING HER EXTRA MONEY!
Mom: but it's only 50 cents
Girl: THAT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT THOSE 50 CENTS TOO!

WHAT A BRAT!

3) our 2nd to last customers today was bad (the worst is yet to come). It was a mom with her 2 daughters. They came into the store 10 minutes before closing. They stayed in the store pretty much UNTIL closing (they were in the store even when i closed the doors). Now, i thought kids are bad, but the mom was REALLY bad. She was the reason for the hold up. She was picking up random things that she wanted and ended up not purchasing half of the things she picked up. Her kids were ready to go in 2 minutes, but she took forever to look for stuff FOR HERSELF. Not to mention that when she changed her mind at what to buy it was AT the counter, AND she left all our shit everywhere around the store. It's like what the fuck lady. You're keeping us late here already, the least you could do is be courteous to us!

4) And finally the worst of them all. TWO KIDS. that's right, TWO KIDS about 11 or 12 years old were our last customers of the night. It was about 9:10 when they left....and they got in 10 minutes before the store closed. THAT MEANS THEY WERE SHOPPING AROUND FOR 20 MINUTES. And to make it worse, they came into the store earlier that night around 8, and didn't buy anything, why the fuck would you come in 10 minutes before closing and buy something 10 minutes AFTER we close, when you were in the store earlier?

Those little punks thought they were so slick and shit too. Who the fuck are they who are 10 years younger than me to think they can talk down to us? with their snotty little attitudes and shit.